Static Electricity

One day I was getting shocked left and right in the office. I jokingly yelped one time and said "ouch I keep getting shocked!!!". The "Lloyd" I work with replied, "well that's because you're wearing artificial fibers." What?? Who doesn't? I guess she makes her own clothes once she's done spinning her cotton....If it wasn't said in such a serious manner, I would have laughed it off, but my Lloyd was definitely serious!