No Tip For You?

One Friday, about a month ago, my buddy and I decided to have lunch at our favorite restaurant (a Nearly World Famous Chicken Wings joint) since the cafeteria food does not look that good. Once there, both of us ordered the usual 10 wings and an adult beverage and the waitress got our orders right this time.

After finishing our lunch, we asked for our bill and we were surprised that they had a lunch special: 2 - 10 wings for only 12 bucks. The total bill is only 19 bucks and change. Each of us only has a 20 dollar bill so we decided to give both 20 bills to the waitress. We've assumed that she would break one of the 20 dollar bills so we can split the change and leave a tip.

It took a while for her to come back but when she get back at us, she gave us a few coins and one of the 20 dollar bills and stepped away. My buddy was surprised and said that she probably does not want a tip. We called her back and asked her to break the other 20 dollar bill. After a few minutes, we got back our change and left her a tip.

It's just funny that we had a second incident at the same restaurant. I guess a Harry and Lloyd do exist at that place.

All for one, one for all

This was just in. I was chatting with my former co-worker and I told him stories about Harry and Lloyd. Never to be outdone, he mentioned that they have a different set of guys on their group and they call them the "dumb-arse-keteers" ~ a wild and dumb version of the musketeers.

Originally, he said that there are 3 members of the "dumb-arse-keteers" namely:
Arse-thos
Parse-thos
Arse-ramis

But since then, he said that the 4th member showed up:
d'Arse-tagnan

All together, they form the much acclaimed "dumb-arse-keteers".

I just can't wait to hear more about their adventures. :)

ZZZZZZZ.........

You know how you get tired at work sometimes? Well how about sleeping in a conference room IN FRONT OF YOUR NEW BOSS as he is introducing himself and the work that he does! Yes indeed, the Lloyd at our office did JUST that. Sound asleep, his head fell forward and everything. How's that for a "nice to meet you"?

Resignation Letter

We received this contribution from one reader.

A Harry submitted his resignation letter stating that it's "effective immediately". The office manager informed everyone that Harry left the company and is moving on. The following day, everyone in the office was surprised to see Harry back at the office. Nobody cared to ask what he's doing at the office even the office manager. They were surprised to see him doing his regular tasks at work. Surprisingly, he stayed working at the office for another two weeks.

His co-workers are still wondering up to now if he knows what he meant by "effective immediately" on his resignation letter.

Static Electricity

One day I was getting shocked left and right in the office. I jokingly yelped one time and said "ouch I keep getting shocked!!!". The "Lloyd" I work with replied, "well that's because you're wearing artificial fibers." What?? Who doesn't? I guess she makes her own clothes once she's done spinning her cotton....If it wasn't said in such a serious manner, I would have laughed it off, but my Lloyd was definitely serious!

Snow Day

Here's a Lloyd moment...

It was a chilly Tuesday and meteorologists are forecasting some snow for the next day. Wednesday came and there was only less than an inch of snow.

Most of us were able to go to the office with little or no issues at all. We got an email from a Lloyd saying that he will not be able to go to work because he's 'still digging out' from the snow.

More Beer Please!!!

It's Friday the 13th..... watch out for Jason...

My co-workers and I decided to eat out for lunch to help the local economy. So we went to a Nearly World Famous Chicken Wings restaurant. Our co-worker ordered a Yuengling Draft as his adult beverage of choice.

After a few minutes the waitress came back handing him a bottle of Heineken. He told the waitress, "that's not a Yuengling Draft." The waitress reacted by turning the bottle to look at the beer brand.

I can't figure out if this is a Lloyd or a Harry.....

Dog Days

I work with a "Harry". Oh where to begin....OK, here's a sad story....A friend of mine passed away recently. I told my co-worker that I might be a little 'off' that day since I was sad and upset. They responded with "Yeah I know how you feel, I have to walk BOTH dogs this week since I am on my own for a few days." Amazing. Such a Harry moment.

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Still have no clue? Lloyd and Harry are the stars of the movie "Dumb and Dumber". The tagline for the movie says "For Harry and Lloyd every day is a no-brainer." This blog is mostly dedicated to all those Lloyd and Harry that we encounter each day.  Surely, each and every one of us have met a Lloyd or Harry somewhere. Please feel free to send in your experiences and comments and we'll definitely add them on this blog.

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