Resignation Letter

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A Harry submitted his resignation letter stating that it's "effective immediately". The office manager informed everyone that Harry left the company and is moving on. The following day, everyone in the office was surprised to see Harry back at the office. Nobody cared to ask what he's doing at the office even the office manager. They were surprised to see him doing his regular tasks at work. Surprisingly, he stayed working at the office for another two weeks.

His co-workers are still wondering up to now if he knows what he meant by "effective immediately" on his resignation letter.

Static Electricity

One day I was getting shocked left and right in the office. I jokingly yelped one time and said "ouch I keep getting shocked!!!". The "Lloyd" I work with replied, "well that's because you're wearing artificial fibers." What?? Who doesn't? I guess she makes her own clothes once she's done spinning her cotton....If it wasn't said in such a serious manner, I would have laughed it off, but my Lloyd was definitely serious!

Snow Day

Here's a Lloyd moment...

It was a chilly Tuesday and meteorologists are forecasting some snow for the next day. Wednesday came and there was only less than an inch of snow.

Most of us were able to go to the office with little or no issues at all. We got an email from a Lloyd saying that he will not be able to go to work because he's 'still digging out' from the snow.

More Beer Please!!!

It's Friday the 13th..... watch out for Jason...

My co-workers and I decided to eat out for lunch to help the local economy. So we went to a Nearly World Famous Chicken Wings restaurant. Our co-worker ordered a Yuengling Draft as his adult beverage of choice.

After a few minutes the waitress came back handing him a bottle of Heineken. He told the waitress, "that's not a Yuengling Draft." The waitress reacted by turning the bottle to look at the beer brand.

I can't figure out if this is a Lloyd or a Harry.....

Dog Days

I work with a "Harry". Oh where to begin....OK, here's a sad story....A friend of mine passed away recently. I told my co-worker that I might be a little 'off' that day since I was sad and upset. They responded with "Yeah I know how you feel, I have to walk BOTH dogs this week since I am on my own for a few days." Amazing. Such a Harry moment.